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Gay Bi Str8 boy trouble help. need answers. IS HE INTO ME!? some time ago I was hanging out with Mugurel at his house and he was very high, anyways my phone was dead and I had needed to use one.He said I could use his phone, which was still in his pants,but he also said i had to get it myself but I didn't think he let me dig in his jeans with them still on his body. but he did. I reached down wanting to grab his junk but I hesitated as he watched me, smiling.When I pulled his phone out, a chick was as his screen saver. I felt played, but he was single.Usually through the day he look into my eyes for a long time.ANOTHER DAY i sent him a text saying that I wanted to kick his ***. What I got back was "Can you **** it instead"! later on in life i told him that I'd do anything for him. "Have I ever asked you for head!" was his reply. I don't believe that a str8 guy would say something like that.Even when my family first me t him that had this strong feeling that he was into guys... We've gone to the movies allot, and we've used to hang at the mall. I even got him a batch of balloons with a note card on his birthday! I was the only one who knew!I had really assumed it due to the fact that one of his best friends is gay. And I've learned that a str8 guy would never usually hang with a gay guy unless they had some interest.When I fist met him, he used to by me food whenever he got home from work,which is burger king and I had took my time out to spend the whole day with him at his job.he got me free food all the time.we were like best friends but now we never talk or hang anymore?i try to talk but our conversation never go anywhere... the closes i've gotten to him is at his house. it was in the dark but visible. he stood right in front of me and he looked into my eyes... as usual I baked away from him. I was too scared.before, i sent him a text in romanian which in english meant, I want to have sex with you. He said yes!i just really need to know because this situation is tearing me apart. I don't want this to be all for nothing... we have so much in common yet were 2 separate people. I know everything about him and i don't want to live without him.he won't even let me smoke or do drugs even though he and all his friends do it constantly as they sell it. lol, it seems like he cares to me ^_^!every morning and night he'd send me a text. now, i hardly get a text every 2 weeks. HE'S ONLY HAD 1 GIRL, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I MET HIM. | In my opinion, he would have sex with you if you didn't back away from him when he makes innuendos to you.
Him not wanting you to use drugs is commendable. He may not want you falling short of paying back his pals and you getting beat up over it.
But, since you mentioned that he uses and sells drugs, I'd advise you not to get involved with him as he is on the road to ruin and he could drag you down with him.
If he wasn't involved in the drug scene then I'd say go for it, but for now, find yourself another fellow. | ***........................OUT… Im a 15yr old boy, & i cant seem to hav Ejaculation, i try watch'n ever kind of porn i can find on tha web.(Names: Lesibian,2girls&1cup,Fist ****,Creampie,Hentai,& more) I get hard but when i rub my DICK!!! nothing cums out. (im not gay) I hav puberty already.(hair on my BALLZ!!,Mustash on my Chin Chin,Armpit hair. But i still cnt seem to Skeeeeeet......................Why??? | | Don't masturbate for at lease a week, and I'm pretty sure you'll ***, if not then maybe you should see your doctor. Remember your body has to produce the semen, it takes time, it just doesn't hours for your semen to be reloaded like a gas of tank, it's a slow process for some. Think about it, if your chronically masturbating while your body is trying to produce sperm and you masturbate every chance you get, then of course nothing will come out. You have to think about it, let "your" body make the semen, don't masturbate for at least a week. By this time you should have semen ready to ejaculate. You have to understand and know that your body is so complex, you make your own semen, if you masturbate all the time you wont have any semen coming out, why? Cause you used it all. It's nothing to worry about. Trust me. Just don't do it for a week & you'll see. I bet! | JOKES HA ha? A Scouser inadvertently goes into a gay bar for a beer. He sits at the bar supping his pint when one gay gentleman decides to chance his luck. He approaches the Scouser and whispers something into his ear, whereupon the Liverpudlian turns around in complete disgust and horror and proceeds to punch the living **** out of the homosexual, fist after fist punching him out the door, kicking him across the pub car park, relentlessly punching and kicking until the victim lay comatose. The Scouser then dusted himself down and calmly returned to his pint at the bar, whilst the horrified staff and clientele stood silent and motionless.
Eventually, the barman plucks up the courage to ask what had happened:
Barman: "Bloody hell mate. What on earth did he whisper to you?"
Scouser: "Dunno, but it was something about a 'job'. | | lololollll star 4 u. | Why am i F*** Ugly, what did I do to derseve this? hello everyone, im 16 in high skool and every since i was born i have been **** UGLY, and it sux ***, my life ***** sux, i hate myself more than anything on the universe. Everytime i look in the mirror i wanna kill myself. But the hardest part is all this bullshit i have to take from everybody everyday about how ugly i am!!! Dont say True beauty is on the inside or sum gay **** like that is all ***** bullshit, No gives a **** about you if your **** ugly u can can b the nicest, kindest, person in the world with the greatest personality ever but if your **** ugly no one gives ****. On the the other hand u can b the biggest asshole on the planet and do wat ever the **** u want and just b a complete ******** to everyone but if your sexy everyone will still like you AND THATS THE BIGGEST ***** BULLSHIT EVER. Theres no point of living if your *** ugly no girl wants to b with me.
Second i have no confidence i can never look ppl in the eye wen i talk to them then they think im retarded and ugly. And if a hot girl walks by i try to cover my face, one time i tried asking a girl to the dance and she said," EEEEWWWWW!!!! Get away from me u **** ugly ***** go get a face lift!!" I got so mad after she told me that, that i ran to the bathroom and just started braking everything and i had to go to the hospital because i broke my fist wen i punched the wall. As u can tell I have no friends because i chose to because back wen i acually had friends all they would do is make fun of how ugly i am. All i do is try to get through school everyday as quick as possible so no one can c me. Its bullshit because i never want to go to public places because i know ppl are goning to make fun of me. **** I hate myself i just just wanna beat the **** outta myself. What did i do to derserve this why!why!why! I cant have a normal teenage life with everyone always harrassing me about my ugliness, its ***** bullshit, ive tried killing myself numerous times but im too much of a pussy. Ive rather ***** live in haiti as a sexy guy than here as a **** ugly guy. Theres no ***** point of my being alive, my existance is probly a joke that God did hes probly laffin is *** off watchin me. What did i do to derserve this why why why!!! why couldnt i at least b average lookin y did god do this y is everyone else better lookin than me why why. i wish i was aborted so i waz never born. **** my life **** skool **** ppl **** everyhing!! All i have to have is your one lucky ************ is you good looking even average lookin, but im the most unluckiest ****** on the face of the earth!!!!!
I cant go through life like this just put my out my misery. What do u think i should do!! | | People are idiots. I denied it at first but learn day after day that humans are stupid. I am just out of high school and only have one friend who lives 30 miles away and a close guy cousin friend who lives 500 miles away. I have never had a girlfriend. I feel the same the same way. | Chuck Norris Jokes?!? 1-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
2-When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he's gay, but because he has run out of women.
3-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4- Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
5- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
6- Rather than being birthed like a normal guy, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
7- Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
8- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
10- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
11- Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
12- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
13- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
14- If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
15- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
16- Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
17- To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
18- There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
19- Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "*******."
20- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
20- Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
21- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
22- Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old guy. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
23- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
24- The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
25- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
26- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
27- Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".
28- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
29- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. | Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Some guys piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Satan prays every night that when Chuck dies he won't go to Hell. | Story, im writing a story(2 much)? this is like chapter 6-
is it too much(the ending parts) she sees a villain and a superhero in Her dreams this is the Villain-
Journal Entry:
Febuary 2/09:
I moved, Out of town. To a town. So hot, i wear sun screen! Its gay, like this journal. It's all good tho. Mom is having twins like what the ****.Ain'tt i good enough she has to go have sex and make two annoying creatures! errgggggg! Anyways i meet a girl, she is so ******* weird its not even funny. She has long red hair, green eyes and her name is weirdas welll Stella Sandy Penelope Moore(not including a middle name). Freaky(rolls eyes). Also, ihaven'tt still had any dreams since Monic died, Why?
Anyways night,
Sam~:~
Click! Click! Click! Huh? I''m wearing heels?Whooshh. All of a sudden a glow of rainbow sparked by me. "Hello." A voice called.
"Is that you?" I smiled thinking of him, I havent saw my dream guy for over 3 days since Monic died.
"If your referring to your super dream guy you see in your dreams and go gaga over? No." He zoomed passed me again, i watched as the colors played with my eyes. "I'm actually not to fond of him, you see, we don't get along all that much."
"Where are you?" I looked around the dark room where i stood. "I said WHERE ARE YOU" my voice frightened and cracked.
"Well, i'm right behind you actually." He laughed with pure evilness.
Swiftly i turned to see him sitting in a black leather chair with a... a magazine? "What the hell?" I asked sarcastically.
"What a bad guy can't read a fashion magazines? Whats wrong with this world?" He shook his head as he taunted me, and started to while.
"Spidy man?" I laughed, noticing the tune of the song.
"Hey, i use to have a thing for the movie. Sue me. Ha ha." He laughed intensely and walked toward me.
He lifted his hand, and felt down my cheek. "Your...not to pretty are you. Plain. Simple. Kinda. Kinda well, god dammit hideous, but i am drawn to you. Your like, alchol for an alcoholic. Or blood to a vampire, Irresistable."
I pushed his hand away from my face, and backed up. "Don't touch me."
He laughed and stepped closer, "Feisty, i like it. Makes you even more Irresistable."
I started to run. Not looking back, I ran. "Boo!" He was in front of me.
"How'd you...?" I asked stunned.
"Super villain." He laughed
"Oh yeah." I rolled my eyes sarcastically and topping it of crossing me arms "I forgot."
"Come with me, we can bring all good to justice, show that bad is the new F.A.B!" He had a fist in the air, as he shook his red curly locks.
"Yeah. Okay, one condition?" I asked walking toward him, taunting his emotions.
"Anything." His eyes on me watched my every move.
I leaned my body onto his,my chest in front of his mouth and moved my lips to his ear. And whispered "Die first,"
I laughed and backed off him. "Nobody fools me. You'll get payback, young super hero." He started to fade. "PAYYY BAAACkkkk!" | it good dont get the end when hes yelling pay back it should be more like this. also he sounds gay
and i wispered "die first" i laughed. then for some strange reason i had the erge to kiss him .he steped forward look into my eyes and said i cant then i would never see you again i studded in shock . he leaned in a gentle carressed my face and then kissed me.It was so wonderful that i wish i could stay a sleep forever.but i knew that he was evil even then i could resist that burning erge to be with him forever | How to deal with a major cock block? Ok so this girl ive known for a really long time whom i've recently become attracted to began flirting with me the other night at this small get together of friends. Alcohol had been flowing around so my confidence was at its peak. Unfortunetely for me her ex boyfriend (they remain friends) was there, and i could tell he was pissed by the look on his ever so unnatractive face while he blabbered angrily to this other blonde (probably about his feelings for my crush, shes totally not interested in him in that way, believe me). I had to go to the washroom so i quickly up and went telling her id be back in a second. When i got back i found out her ex had suggested everyone watch a movie and was sitting right next to the hottie on the end of the couch(totally cutting me off) So i sat across the room impatiently watching this dumb movie. After it ended, to my dismay, he began getting all friendly wither her, like a gay friend, you know, little friendly punches and laughs, until 3 in the morning. So this dude falls asleep, and my crush looks over at me(like she wanted me) and then walked over towards me. I teased her about something playfully, she laughed, and then sudsenly this ****** (pardon my language) rises up from the dead, and walks over to my crush and throws his arm around her. He then has the nerve to ask what were talking about. So we all stay up a little while later, my fist ever so tightly clenched, and then my crush decided shed go to bed. So its now four in the morning and I, for the first time in my morally fabricated life actually want to stick a knife into someones heart. I know he didnt to it by accident, this asshole purely wanted to screw with my night. My question is, what do i do know, what do i say to this guy if he does it again, what do is say to her know, and would killing him for this constitute (In the province of Ontario) anraged maslaughter or would i get the full whammy sentence? P.S to all you cock blockers out there who do your job out of spite and the unfortunate fact you can't 'get any', go **** yourselve.s. Its like i wasted 5 beers on this prick | | chop him in 6 bits and feed him to pigs . Good luck | I insulted someone since he kept on hating on me and other people. Now, he wants to beat me up. What do I do? I'm in Middle school and I said this to a guy on facebook yesterday who kept on hating on me and my friends:
If I could be one person for a day, it's sure as hell that I wouldn't be you. Just don't be hating on people. So now, go outside and do what you normally do. I suggest that you go gather your group of douches and play hide and go ****. :)
He then asked to fight, but I'm not a fighting person. I then said this:
Chris, well first off I'm not saying sorry. Second, I'm praying for you. 3rd, you're so weak that you use your fist instead of your mouth and bring in violence in because you can't handle the truth. Go on and fight me then, but its obvious your just doing it because I cussed you off. I refuse to fight you because I'm cool like that, fighting is really lame, it's just ******* middle school, I'm not stupid nor gay. Also, you should just accept the truth and get over it. Right now, I'm hot headed, so that's why I'm mad at you. I'm also not a pussy & if we fight we'll be toothless idiots at the end. We go to school together, so we might as well not fight. If you still want to fight, I'll be at the bathroom at the time that's desired.
He then still wanted to fight, so I sent this:
I don't wanna fight @ school, so go ahead and call me a pussy. I don't care what any of you say. And it actually it is ironic. So you're retarded, don't believe what I have to say. I don't wanna kill you, so I don't wanna fight. Choose someplace outside of school and let's see what happens. All of you white guys spend all of their time making racist jokes and insults. So I'm not an idiot and I'm not gonna fight you.
What should I do next????
Please he still wants to fight!!!! | Get him in a remote area where no one can see you fight and go at it
You have to fight, If I heard someone is too chicken to fight I will pick a fight with them
Nothing better than a all out fight till a KO | Why does my friend keep touching me in school? hi my name is kevin, i am grade 10 now and i really like school,
but heres the problem, theres this guy in my class named Andy and we WERE friends,
here is a little story of our friendship.
first in class in science, teacher said "no sitting down while you are doing an experiment in the lab" so i got tired standing up so i was bending over the table and just writing answers and then he just suddenly comes up behind me and just ***** me in the butt, and he laughed and stepped back from me.
i was like "okaayyy, very awkward" in my mind tho because he is a very sensitive guy and hes grade 10 too so i don't really wanna piss him off, because my main objective in school is to get good marks and alot of friends so we can hang out after grade 12 n stuff..
then in science again the next day we were *CUTTING EYE BALLS* and looking at the inside of the eyeball. so obviously i had gloves on bloody n dirty so i had to be careful because i also had a really really sharp knife because the eyeballs are really hard to cut.. then Andy goes up behind me and grabs my *** and sqeezed it soo hard and then i cut myself.. i took off my gloves wiped the blood on my shirt and said "DUDE, CAN YOU **** OFF PLEASE, IM DOING AN EXPERIMENT"!
and my teacher Ms. R , shes a very nice teacher and treats everybody equally, she said to me and andy "okay thats enough you 2, andy go back to your group" because we had groups that were doing experiments *groups of 3-4* but the ******** had to come to my group and made me cut myself.
i know you guys are probably getting pissed at me for bitching through yahoo , but i need to let it out n scream.
after that we didnt talk much, after science he said to me "hey can i talk to you"? i said no.. nothing else,, just no , then he said "i just wanna let you know that i am sorry"
that is when i got really mad and tried to keep my cool because i hang around with my boys and the girls were on the other side " i am a nice guy and try to keep my cool" but when i lose my cool, i just stay quiet or just get really mad and shout at people or just tell them of piss off.. *sorry guys lol* after he said sorry to me, i was angry so i said to him "sorry for what, i just ****** hate you, now **** off" so he screamed out "WHATS YOUR ****** PROBLEM" and i yelled back
and said " CLEARLY YOU!" so he just cried and ran off. serves him right for being gay and cutting me..
so we didnt talk much for a week but dammmnnn he pisses me off, every lesson in school he ALWAYS stares at me..
you all experienced this before when people look at you while you doing your thing such as writing , reading, listening to music, yea? then you look up and look around for no reason then you see someone staring at you then they quickly look away, and then you think "wtf" he did it so many times so i stood up and said "DUDE ARE YOU FKEN GAY !? STOP STARING AT ME" and he said "I AM NOT STARING AT YOU" and i was like "just shut the **** up and piss off" and so he said "**** OFF" in a weird way. then he asked me if he wanted to fight me outside he said "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE" !? and i said FINE ! LETS GO, ****** !" so i walked outside with my fists clenching and hoping to smash the **** outta him.. he was staying in the classroom like he was the king . so i got back inside the classroom grabbed his shirt , but Ms. R said "if you hit andy you will be sent to the principles office, .. i hated that place and it was boring because i had fights in grade 9 , but i hope next year id be a good boy. and yea thats my story.. thank you for supporting me..
btw i am a guy too, so its not a girl n guy fight lol.. | | you need to be awesome and ask him yourself but ina cool way >:D |
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